Category Archives: Funny Stuff!

Short Story: Kama Sutra.

‘Arghhhhhhh!’ There was a thud as he landed on the floor. She rolled her eyes and stifled her laughter. ‘My back!’ He groaned. ‘Hmmm, sorry dear. Are you alright?’ She tried to infuse as much concern into her voice as … Continue reading

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Jollof Rice: That’s What You Are To Me!

  Like Jollof rice, The sight of you calms the storms in my belly, I see you and feel energized and no longer weary. Like Jollof rice, The scent of you is like a party for my nose, I smell … Continue reading

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Short Story: Braids Gone Wrong.

β€˜Nooo, this cannot be happening! Not today!’ Bosede moaned, staring at the handful of braids which had come off along with her hair. She was in the process of getting ready for work and had decided to oil her scalp … Continue reading

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Formula One.

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AN UNSERIOUS GUIDE FOR USING YOUR CANDY CRUSH SKILLS IN YOUR DATING LIFE.

    Hey, everyone!   Do you play Candy Crush?   Do you feel like you have wasted your life on this game with nothing to show for it?   Say no more!   I wrote an article on the … Continue reading

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The Perfect Man…As Seen On TV.

When I was very young, my idea of the perfect man was determined by my TV watching habits. My ‘perfect man’ was a cross between the following gentlemen: Michael Praed (Robin of Sherwood in the UK TV series ‘The Adventures … Continue reading

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No Pets Allowed!

I hate pets. Alright, maybe ‘hate’ is too strong a word. I can say however that I have never been a pet person. Animals-dogs, cats, goats, sheep-fill me with a sense of unease and bemusement. As a child, someone in … Continue reading

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Kisses: Sloppiness & Goodness.

  Sloppy kisses, Make you curl up your toes in despair, Wiping away copious amounts of saliva, As you take frantic deep breaths of air.   Good kisses, Make you smile sheepishly with delight, They make your heart almost burst … Continue reading

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Love in the time of harmattan.

Every year, (and I mean EVERY YEAR) we Nigerians are extremely surprised when the weather changes to become very cold and dry at the end of the year. This time of the year is known as harmattan and usually starts … Continue reading

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England, my on-again, off-again boyfriend vs Nigeria, my long-term relationship.

There you are, England!     My sweetheart who I see from time to time. Why I love you: -Great customer service, great customer service and great customer service. -Did I mention great customer service? -Shopping here is an experience … Continue reading

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