A Writer’s Life: 3 Conversations.

Hey, everyone 👋🏾Here are general examples of some conversations I’ve had in the last 3 years:

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1.

Guy: You’re a Writer, right?

Ivie: Yes…

Guy: Yes, I need you to write a speech for me for my father’s birthday. I need it by tomorrow.

Ivie: Ermmm…that’s not what I do.

Guy: Wow, I thought you were a serious Writer.

Ivie: (Looks confused).

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2.

Guy: You didn’t tell me that you’re a Writer.

Ivie: Oh. But you’ve been liking the posts that I’ve been sharing on social media.

Guy: No, I mean you didn’t tell me personally. Face to face. In my Castle.

Ivie: Oh. Anyway, I wrote a book recently…

Guy: I’m not a Writer but let me explain to you how you should have gone about this ‘writing’ thing you’re doing.

Ivie: (Looks confused).

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3.

Lady: How can I buy your book?

Ivie: Well, just go to the App Store or Google play…

Lady: Wowwwwwwwwwww. That’s so complicated.

Ivie: But you download apps on your phone.

Lady: Yes.

Ivie: And you read books on your tablet.

Lady: Yes.

Ivie: And your T-shirt says ‘I love reading’.

Lady: Yes.

Ivie (Looks confused).

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#confused

Written by

Ivie M. Eke 2018.

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