Allergies Everywhere!

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Princess. photo: someecards.com

I’m allergic to dust, please sweep gently and with caution.

I’m allergic to stuffy environments, please open a window.

I’m allergic to to windy environments, please close the window.

I’m allergic to to cheap perfumes, please go and stand by that corner.

I’m allergic to cheap food; 5 star dining only, please.

I’m allergic to poverty, please park the bullion van by the mansion’s entrance.

I’m allergic to Economy class, please let me turn left to ‘First’ as I board the plane.

I’m allergic to tap water, a glass of Perrier will do nicely, thank you.

I’m allergic to empty promises, come back when you have some substance.

I’m allergic to bullshit, please run away as fast as you can when you see me.

©Ivie M. Eke 2015

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