Things I wish I could invent.

Things I wish I could invent:

*Automatic braids removal machine. It would have two varieties:

1. A brisk impersonal version. You just stick your head in, it loosens your braids, combs your hair afterwards, then asks you to get out. Very efficient (and slightly rude, but you’ll get over it).

2. A companion version. It would loosen each braid slowly but with precision. It would have the capacity to play your preferred choice of music. You could also programme it to laugh at your dry jokes. When it’s done loosening your braids, it would comb your hair gently and tell you that you’re very pretty.

I wouldn’t have to suffer through hair-pulling and tangling while loosening my braids. Photo: weheartit.com

*Automatic nail polish cleaning machine.
(Obviously a lot of my inventions would be to combat my laziness).

* Real-life person blocker: If you’re walking down the street and see someone who you don’t want to talk to, the person blocker would create an automatic invisibility shield around you, so that you can walk past the person undetected.

* Automatic clothes sewing machine: You feed in the photo of a style you like, input your measurements, throw in your chosen fabric and hit the ‘start’ button. The completed outfit comes out after some minutes and it fits you properly. You get a lovely new outfit without having to threaten the life of a tailor in the process.

If someone out there invents any of these things, kindly contact me ASAP.

Day 6 #nablopomo

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